The Kingdom of Womble 9769 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.747 billion Womble 9769ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 9769ian economy, worth 230 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,036 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,037 per year while the poor average 2,509, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9769's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9769 is ranked 237,097^th in the world and 11,001^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.